Yesterday evening, I was helping Rachel with getting everything ready for dinner. I cannot remember how it happened, but I must have said something…. off came the slipper and I got a whack around the back of the legs.
I proceeded to grab a dish cloth 
After a couple off miss-hits, I got the “whoooootooosh crack” effect. The problem was it was right on Rachels thigh. She fell to the ground. Holy shit! Needless to say, I was not spoken to for a good few hours.
The moral of the story is… well I don’t really know actually…
Just don’t whip your wife with a dish cloth.
Was that all it took to get a few hours of peace and quiet? I might try that trick as well 🙂
I had a similiar incident with my wife a long time ago, i paid for it, sheesh did i pay …
left a big red mark on there for a few days, constant reminder … play it down my friend, laugh it off !