Beware the dish cloth

Yesterday evening, I was helping Rachel with getting everything ready for dinner.   I cannot remember how it happened, but I must have said something….    off came the slipper and I got a whack around the back of the legs.

I proceeded to grab a dish cloth

After a couple off miss-hits, I got the “whoooootooosh crack” effect.   The problem was it was right on Rachels thigh.   She fell to the ground.   Holy shit!  Needless to say, I was not spoken to for a good few hours.

The moral of the story is…     well I don’t really know actually…  

Just don’t whip your wife with a dish cloth.

  2 Replies to “Beware the dish cloth”

  1. John
    March 4, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Was that all it took to get a few hours of peace and quiet? I might try that trick as well 🙂

  2. Rob
    March 4, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    I had a similiar incident with my wife a long time ago, i paid for it, sheesh did i pay …

    left a big red mark on there for a few days, constant reminder … play it down my friend, laugh it off !

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