Yesterday evening, I was helping Rachel with getting everything ready for dinner. I cannot remember how it happened, but I must have said something…. off came the slipper and I got a whack around the back of the legs.
I proceeded to grab a dish cloth 
After a couple off miss-hits, I got the “whoooootooosh crack” effect. The problem was it was right on Rachels thigh. She fell to the ground. Holy shit! Needless to say, I was not spoken to for a good few hours.
The moral of the story is… well I don’t really know actually…
Just don’t whip your wife with a dish cloth.
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