Ok. The funniest thing happened on the flight from Newark to Seattle!
Picture the scene… l am a young enough chap surrounded by “older” Businessmen in First Class. The “nut and lettuce” Salad, which has a fancy name, but I forget it, has been placed in front of us. We start to eat.
Now, in a flash it all happened…
My knife dropped onto the salad lettuce leaf, and everything flew through the air for what seemed an eternity. I turn to my right, and I swear on my life, the bloke next to me has a walnut, complete with dressing slowly moving down his forehead!
l am sorry, but I could not help but burst into laughter. Whilst this chap did not see the funny side, I did catch one of the stewardesses giggling, which of course set me off again. I tried to apologise but this guy had a stiff upper lip and was having none of it. Suffice to say, he did not speak to me for the rest of the flight.
Maybe riffraff like me should not be allowed in first class eh?
On to the hotel….