Beware the dish cloth

Yesterday evening, I was helping Rachel with getting everything ready for dinner.   I cannot remember how it happened, but I must have said something….    off came the slipper and I got a whack around the back of the legs.

I proceeded to grab a dish cloth

After a couple off miss-hits, I got the “whoooootooosh crack” effect.   The problem was it was right on Rachels thigh.   She fell to the ground.   Holy shit!  Needless to say, I was not spoken to for a good few hours.

The moral of the story is…     well I don’t really know actually…  

Just don’t whip your wife with a dish cloth.

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